Politician at door:
(blah blah blah)...and my strong commitment to traditional family values, as my wife of 28 years will attest.
Sir, I don't care if you have orgies every Tuesday night so long as you get your job done.
Also, if "traditional family values" is a sneaky way of saying "anti-gay marriage stance," you should know that my daughter is bisexual, and if I never get to cry at her wedding because some law you passed made her wedding illegal, I will personally see that your wife of 28 years has a lesbian awakening in time for you to discover the virtues of traditional divorce.
...you have yourself a nice day, m'am.
Every time I try to close my eyes and sleep the scenes start playing over again in my head. Its like its on a sick and twisted repeat. :/ I just wish my fiance was here to comfort me. This never happens when I’m sleeping next to him. :/