racheyzane: do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
Wow filming and editing videos is such a pain......
And hard work. Ugh.
Why I Love My Mother
Politician at door: (blah blah blah)...and my strong commitment to traditional family values, as my wife of 28 years will attest.
Shade's mom: Sir, I don't care if you have orgies every Tuesday night so long as you get your job done.
Shade's mom: Also, if "traditional family values" is a sneaky way of saying "anti-gay marriage stance," you should know that my daughter is bisexual, and if I never get to cry at her wedding because some law you passed made her wedding illegal, I will personally see that your wife of 28 years has a lesbian awakening in time for you to discover the virtues of traditional divorce.
Politician: ...you have yourself a nice day, m'am.
*has 10 books to read*
me: *buys 3 more*
How to experience Florida from anywhere in the...
whimsicott: Do your laundry!!! When you put your clothes into the dryer, start it normally. Wait until the cycle is half done and open it. Stick your face, arm, leg, or whatever body part you want into the dryer! Congratulations!!! That’s how Florida feels 24/7/365!!! Enjoy your homemade Florida.
[[MORE]]It’s kind of really breaking my heart that my fiance and I are going to have to postpone our wedding since we can’t afford anything and we don’t even have a place to have it yet and it’s only a little more than 6 months away from the day that we wanted to have it on. :( There are some people that live far away that were planning on coming down here to where we...
7 deadly sins. put one in my ask.
Lust: Something that I find attractive.
Pride: Something that I like about myself.
Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.
jenniferlawrencedaily: jennifer lawrence just seems like a tumblr person who made it outside ^
Memories are haunting me too much tonight. :(
Every time I try to close my eyes and sleep the scenes start playing over again in my head. Its like its on a sick and twisted repeat. :/ I just wish my fiance was here to comfort me. This never happens when I’m sleeping next to him. :/
I must be getting older...
I’m starting to want better quality jewelry. Well better than the super fake stuff I have. :P
Netflix down for maintenance...